PERIL PROLIFERATES AS PORTABLE
PHONE POWER PARAPHERNALIA PROPOSES POTENTIAL PERIL AT THE PORCH OF
MRS. GRIMALDI! When that crappy but kinda hot Althea Klang attempts
to drive me and Mrs. Grimaldi out of our minds by installing a
phone charging station (a.k.a. a hipster loiterer magnet) right
outside of our home, we take things straight to court! But as we
try to plead our very endearing and straightforward case, we're
derailed by an avalanche of differing opinions as a cadre of
concerned citizens make their numerous differing opinions known.
Every story has two sides, except for some (like this one) which
have something like seven sides. It's a classic she said, she said,
she said, she said
case!
