OINK OINK! PUT YOUR DIRTY LITTLE
TROTTERS TOGETHER FOR PROFESSOR PYG! Somebody ruined my perfect
date night!!!! Professor Pyg here, Gotham City's most sensual and
available bachelor. I regret to inform you that my one true love,
Harley Quinn, has left my heart spurned and abused. Well, I simply
can't have that, so I'm going to do what any maladjusted individual
would do and throw a fit in the swamp! Try having a nice time with
Poison Ivy now! In fact, you know what? Get lost, Poison Ivy!
Harley Quinn's got a new hubby, and he has a perfect piggy
nose!!!!! Let's get sick
together!!!!!!!
