(W) Ryan Browne (A/CA) Ryan Browne
GOD HATES ASTRONAUTS follows the story of a group of
incompetent, small-minded, super powered narcissists called "The
Power Persons Five" who are hired by NASA to stop all farmers from
launching themselves into space in homemade rocket ships.
Unfortunately, for NASA, this goal is scarcely even addressed and
the book focuses more on extramarital affairs, bank-robbing owls,
big gross swollen heads, ghost cow heads, olde tyme boxers, tigers
eating cheeseburgers in the Crab Nebula, buffalo judges and tons of
aggressive swearing. Not so much a superhero book as it is a parody
of basically everything and a celebration of weird that is
jam-packed with references to RoboCop and Die
Hard.
