Goat Simulator: Remastered
is the latest in goat simulation technology. Your favorite chaotic
sandbox is back and more beautiful than ever, with updated
graphics, every DLC, and more bugs that you can shake a goat at.
WASD to rewrite history.
Your goal?
Chaos! Your muse? Pilgor the goat! If you’ve had your horns in the
sand for the last 10 years, Goat Simulator is a game about causing
as much destruction as you possibly can, as a goat. Headbutt,
backflip and ragdoll your way around each level to earn points, and
come up with creative ways to ruin an NPC's
day.
Goat Simulator: Remastered is the
remaster no one asked for. It comes with everything you loved about
the original game and more, with new and improved visuals, updated
textures, shiny new lighting, and some brand-new foliage showing
off the finest in advanced goat simulation technology. We've also
completely reworked Mutators, allowing you to pick and choose
whichever "goat" you desire from a handy in-game menu. You just
have to catch them all first!
The
remaster also includes every DLC from the PC version, and one of
our favorites from the mobile version, including:
- Goat
City Bay
- Goat MMO
- Goat Z
-
PAYDAY
- Waste Of Space
- (Mobile) Buck to
School
There are also less exciting
new things, like general optimization and bug fixing - but we
promise we mainly fixed the boring
ones.
Key Features:
You can
be a goat… again
No really, that’s still the main selling
point
A brand spanking new mutator menu that lets you mix
and match goats to your heart's content - if your contentment means
abominations
As buggy as you remember - just because it's
a remaster doesn’t mean we haven’t left in an unhealthy dose of
physics-based bugs because why not?
All DLCs included - we
could have sold them separately to you again, but if we’re honest
this is already a cash-grab
New and improved graphics,
lighting, VFX and animations - as well as revamped foliage for the
prettiest leaves you’ll see in a Goat Sim game excluding Goat
Simulator 3
Disclaimer:
Goat
Simulator: Remastered is a completely stupid game and has been a
completely stupid game since we first invented goat simulation over
10 years ago. We’ve said it before, but you should absolutely be
spending your money on something else, like a neat hat, a pile of
bricks, or maybe pool your money together with your friends and buy
a real goat.
- Shipping in Greece with Boxnow: Only 1,90€ (Free shipping for orders up to 80,00€)
- Shipping in Greece: 2,90€ (Free shipping for orders up to 80,00€)
- Shipping in Cyprus with Boxnow: 8,00€ (Free shipping for orders up to 100,00€)
- Shipping in Cyprus: 8,00€ (Free shipping for orders up to 100,00€)
- Shipping in EU*: 12,00€ (Free shipping for orders up to 120,00€)
- Shipping in the rest of the world: 35,00€
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